I must say I am quite confused by the idea of fried vegetables: broccoli, cauliflower… Who are these people trying to kid? I will tell you who: no one. These little fried pieces of hell fail on all accounts. They don’t taste good. They arent healthy (oh and would you like some nacho cheese to dip those in?) Uh, no thank you. If I am going to kill myself slowly with fried foods I am going to at least enjoy the ride. When I see these on a menu I want to ask the waitress “You guys realize they have fried Twinkies now right? They’re wayyy better.” People try to say, “well, it’s better for you than a fried Twinkie.” Ok, first, name something that isn’t. Second, you know after you choke down a few pieces of cheesy fried green forest, you are just thinking, “Ugh, I wish I had a fried Twinkie to wash this down with. How did I think this would taste good?” Anyone who says they actually like the taste is a damned liar. And anyone who says it’s not too bad for you is a damned moron. My true opinion is that the ONLY appeal of vegetables is that they are healthy (if you got the same nutritional value from pizza and beer that we do vegetables, what do you think people would be eating?) Well, fried vegetables ruined the one thing vegetables had going for them. Whoever thought that wonderful idea up needs to realize it’s time to go ahead and throw in the towel here.
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